Happy Fourth of Boredom at Work

So I work at the largest hobby store in New England. [We spend about 100,000 dollars a year on advertising, and still not many people know we exist. Local customers: "You need to advertise more!"]
I worked an 8 hour shift on America's birthday for no extra pay. We had a facepainting table set up for the crowd of people we never got, so I took the liberty of decorating myself.

Bored:














Border still:














BORDEST:















In case you're wondering why I have no patriotic designs, I originally drew a flag on my left hand. Then I washed it off to make a space for Pacman. That's American is it not?