Ceramic elephant incense holder from Japan, hung on a fine sterling silver chain.


22-inch chain; jump rings; lobster clasp: $14.63
Ceramic Japanese ellie-fant: $0.00 (It was a gift from years ago to my sister, from a foreign exchange student. It's value is unknown!)

To keep or to sell that is the question!

Hey great news doctor #2 couldn't tell me why I can't breathe out of my nose either. So I'm back to square one. Being tested for 46 different allergens next month. I already went through the allergy testing when I was 12. Here we go again!

How I'll fill my next lonely day-

Tomorrow! --> The second opinion with the very Jewish-sounding Dr. SHTERNFELD at 2:10 commences. Valiantly I'll go with my treasure-map-sized catscan films and describe my nasal misery to yet another doctor. The treasure I seek- some ANSWERS!!

Oy vey what a day

While watching "Semi-Homemade" this morning, Food Network's biggest embarrassment, Sandra Lee cranked out the most reedonkulous cocktail I've seen yet. I mean I was laughing out loud, mostly out of disbelief, when she poured her "Daffodil Driver" into glasses. The recipe is as follows:

1 CUP OF PEACH VODKA
1/2 PART OF APRICOT BRANDY
1/2 PART OF ORANGE LIQUEUR
A SPLASH OF APRICOT NECTAR
...
OH AND AN ORANGE SLICE.

Like the fruit juice and citrus wheel is gonna break all that up? Who does she think she's kidding?! We've got vodka, brandy and hard liqueur going on all at once. I think one glass of this would put Tyson under the table. Way to speed up the cirrhosis of your liver, Aunt Sandy!


If you're not familiar with Sandra Lee--here's a taste:

Men: "Smile!"

Mark my words. The next man to tell me to smile will feel a sudden, sharp kick to the groin. Here's my smile: